Homer becomes a fortune cookie writer for a Chinatown restaurant. Mr. Burns reads one of Homer’s fortunes, which says that the reader will find love before Flag Day is over. Burns goes searching for love and meets Gloria, a meter maid, and asks her out. Gloria reluctantly agrees, and Burns recruits Homer to help him look young and hip to his new girlfriend.
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