Bezos and Musk are beaten to Mars by Richard Branson, and Greta Thunberg discovers the thrill of the Fast & Furious films. In the American election race, Donald Trump has to appoint a new judge, and Joe Biden visits a diner in Nebraska.
As Lord Lucan continues to hide down the front of Cyril Smith’s trousers, David Coleman commentates on the latest football match from Beirut.
Margaret Thatcher tries to convince a sceptical Sir Robin Day on the benefits of cannibalism.