Come Dine with Me: 29x37

All in One: Northumberland

The hosts are hotel inspector Wendy Fail, potty-mouthed Jo Slade, mummy’s boy Richie Lawson and deer hunter Alistair Jackson.

Kicking off the week is Wendy, who is confident that her Northumbrian menu will wow her guests. But Jo isn’t at all impressed and doesn’t pull any punches, describing Wendy’s starter as tasting like snot.

On the second night, Jo sends shockwaves across the dining room with her lewd behaviour.

Through the week, Wendy unleashes a barrage of criticisms and Jo just keeps getting ruder. There’s general mayhem in a hot tub, and Alistair even brings a deer to the table.